Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

Posted 17 hours ago

transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

Posted 17 hours ago

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

image

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*

Posted 18 hours ago

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

aninounettear:

Video version of this gif set

Request by dopeandfamous